“I Mean, You Can’t Even Have Morning Sex”

I have a confession to make everyone. I strongly recommend that family members close the page now. [Don’t say I didn’t warn you]. Al-right, hold on to your hats, here I go. I have pubic hair. Phew! I am so glad I got that off my chest. Are you done retching or reeling in shock? I […]

Making the Most of your ‘Erotic Capital’

Would I have a job by now if my hem line was a little higher or my top was a little lower? According to Samantha Brick in today’s Daily Mail I would be several rungs further up the career ladder by now. Here she is, the saucy minx. She claims that if you look after […]

Beauty of Being a Woman: Blogfest 2012

Blogger August McLoughlin is inspiring women to celebrate their beauty this week. That’s a tricky one for me. One thing I never had to worry about growing up was my weight. Crooked teeth, big lips, dodgy hairdos and being overly loud and opinionated yes, but never my weight. Until I went to college I was […]


10 things I’ve learned from having a vagina

Note – May 2017: I wrote this post in November 2011, when I was 23. Looking back now, it seems hopelessly immature and nowhere near as funny or provocative as I presumably imagined! My views have evolved pretty dramatically since then, but I’m leaving the post below in its initial form because as you can tell it’s […]

Isn’t it awfully nice to have a penis?

Watch this 48 second long Monty Python clip on youtube. It’ll make you laugh. Not at work though, it’s all about penis. Really though, I think it would be nice to have a penis. It’s not that I have a huge desire to have a dangly thing between my legs.  And not in a weird […]

Urban Tiger

Urban Tiger, Hidden Erection

A sneaky visit to a strip club During my recent trip to England, we found cause for celebration when one of the group got some good career news. Us ladies got dressed up in maxi’s and dolled ourselves up, and the boys spruced themselves up nicely too. Off we went for a very classy meal […]

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